December 2009
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This song is unfinished, any changes neccesary?
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“You’d better shut up before I put my pussy on your forehead!”
– the second one
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“I will devour your face and then I’ll visit the jon and then feed your...”
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The “Wheel of Fortune” wheel has been fixed for years.
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Hilarity!!!! →
Just read all of them. Don’t forget the second page.
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WatchGirls+Boys
“Smack My Bitch Up X Everyone Nose X Lastnightsparty X Magic Doors X Playground Hustle”
I cut this together for my womens studies class.
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Hollywood Producer #1: What piece of popular fiction can we bastardize next?
Hollywood Exec #1: Hey! lets make a Sherlock Holmes movie.
Hollywood Exec #2: Yeah, thats a great idea. It should star Iron Man and grown-up FlapJack.
Hollywood Exec #1: Wait a second, this means we'll actually have to read a book that's more than ten pages long.
Hollywood Producer #1: Not really, we can just translate Rush Hour into old timey language.
Hollywood Exec #1: Indeed we can. Mwahhaha
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I wish I had someone with whom to be lonely.